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What Girls REALLY Text About…Part V

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of ages 18+, step right up and witness the mystical, magical, embarrassing world of texting with Erin! See what insane and morally ambiguous things Erin and her friends say this week!

And, as always, judge away.

Brunch

Brunch

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Buddha

Buddha

 

 

 

 

 

 

Calling a Spade, a Spade

Calling a spade a spade

 

 

 

Poor Return-Of-Investments

Nights with Men

 

 

 

 

Seasonings

Seasonings

 

 

 

 

 

Inspirational Quotes

Inspirational quotes

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vince Vaughn

Vince Vaughn

 

 

 

 

Signs of Personal Growth

Self-realizations

 

 

 

The Pope’s Piss-Poor Social Media Presence

Pope on Twitter

 

 

 

 

 

How to Successfully Prepare for an Interview via Skype

Job Interviews

 

 

 

 

 

Latinos

latinos

 

 

 

 

O’Shea Jackson Junior

O'Shea Jackon Junior

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When the Dick’s Too Strong

dick sand

 

 

 

In Emergencies

Emergencies

 

 

 

Well Devised Plans

Fuckless

 

 

 

 

Promising Dates

Poor dates

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wise Decisions

good decisions

 

 

 

 

Nutella

Nutella

 

 

 

 

 


God’s AKA Morgan Freeman’s Wrath

Morgan Freeman is actually God

 

 

 

 

Rocks

Rocks 2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The English Language

The English Language

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Terrible” Appellations

Sorry to the Phil's

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Less Promising Dates

hatedate

 

 

 

 

The Sexiest Part of a Man

The sexiest part of a man

 

 

 

 

 

Vivid Memories

tutus

 

 

 

 

Identity Crisis

random hoe

 

 

 

 

 

Potential Possibilities

Keeping a kid

 

 

 

 

Real Talk

REAL TALK

 

 

 

 

The Art of Indulgence (and Weight Gain)

Gelatos

 

 

 

 

The Social Scene

classy establishments

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dating Dealbreakers

Dealbreakers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Subtle Passes

Flirting

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Future Planning in the Name of the Father, Son, & Holy Spirit

Church

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Contraception (Or Lack There-Of)

Birth Control

 

 

 

 

A Very Serious Problem

Bad Bitches

 

 

 

 

Various Fauna

Fauna

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MORE ROCKS


Rocks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

More rocks

 

 

 

Missed Opportunities

Hymnz

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eat Sleep Pray Repeat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Tough Questions

The tough questions

 

 

 

 

Complete Candor

The truth revealed

 

 

 

Sobriety

 The truth

 

 

Boundaries

Chubby Beards

 

 

 

 

Team Work Making the (Vagina) Dreams Work

Vagina Monologues

 

 

 

Canoodle?

Caboodle

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gang Wars

Bronx Zo

 

 

 

 

 

Stalking, the Next Level

Stalking

 

 

 

 

 

 

Blessings from Above

Perfection

 

 

 

 

 

#TBT

#TBT

 

 

 

 

Sexting

cringing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fellow Gym-Goers

Gym

 

 

 

 

Incorrect Uses of the Term “Literal”

Solid Advice

 

 

 

 

 

Popping That (Tennis) Cherry

tenni

 

 

 

Textual Slaps Across the Face

Sinking Ships

 

 

 

 

 

 

Truths

Single life

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Priests & Jager Bombs

PRiest

 

 

 

 

 

When Facebook Keeps it 100

FB drinks

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  1. Kwame says:

    You are too much, Lassy…just too much. but i like the cut of your kib and now I have subscribed to your newsletter 😉

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