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What Girls REALLY Text About, Part VIII

The Original Champagne Papi

Ever wanted to know what girls really text each other about?

Well, let me debunk this charade of an idea you had that it’s mostly lipstick colors and cute-meets.

This, my friends, is the latest installment of the ever-popular and ever non-PC Get@Err series, “What Girls REALLY Text About”, which is just me screenshotting all the atrocious and absurd things that my friends and I text each other.

I will warn, it’s not for the faint of heart. Much like swimming, you must wait at least one hour before reading. A swim cap is mandatory.

Enjoy.

 

What Girls REALLY Text About, Part VIII

Disney Pixar Flicks

Brave

 

 

 

 

 

Canada’s Supreme Ruler

Canadian JEsus

 

 

 

 

 

Motherf*cking Ben

Ben

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Country of the Maple Leaf

Canada

 

 

 

 

 

HIPPA

Casual Hippa Violations

 

 

 

 

 

Tremendous Customer Service

Chase

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Drake’s Favorite Restaurant

Cheesecake Factory

 

 

 

 

 

 

Code Words

Code Words

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bedroom Banter

Daddy Issues

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daily Affirmations

Daily Affirmations

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Divine Comedy

Dantes Inferno

 

 

 

 

 

 

Date Make or Breaks

Date Ideas

 

 

 

 

 

 

Existentialism

Death March

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Benefits of Dryhumping

DryHumpin

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fine Delicacies

Fine Delacacies

 

 

 

 

 

 

Country Music Stars

Florida Georgia Line

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FWA (Friends with Attitudes)

Friends with Attitudes

 

 

 

 

 

 

Standards

Fuck me once....Shame on Nobody

 

 

 

 

 

 

FuckBois Anonymous

FuckBois Anonymous

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Future Aspirations for Our Youth

Future Aspirations for Our Youth

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good Tidings

Good Tidings

 

 

 

 

 

 

My Future Wedding

Greencard Marriage

 

 

 

 

 

 

Non-Negotiable Gym Plans

Gym Plans

 

 

 

 

 

Jaysus

Jesus

 

 

 

 

 

Impressive Comedy Routines

Jokes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Jonathan Taylor Thomas

 

 

 

 

 

 

Life Hacks

Life Hacks

 

 

 

 

 

Some Light LinkedIn Harassment

LinkedIn Stalking

 

 

 

 

 

 

Love-Hate Type Things

Love Hate Type of Thing

 

 

 

 

 

Mild Physical Threats

Major Lazer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Marching Orders

Marching Orders

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Prime Beauty Tips

Nails

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Accomplishments

Not Pregnant

 

 

 

 

 

YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT WHEN YOU POPPIN

Poppin

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pornography Preferences

Porn Stars

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Motherhood

Procreating

 

 

 

 

 

 

Enthusiastic Support

Red Bull Gives You Wings

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Salutory Greetings

Salutory Greetings

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Serious Requests

Serious Requests

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Borrowed Threads

Shingles

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sweet Monikers

Sweet Monikers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Social Media Practices

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Turn Ons

Cookies

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rising to Challenges

Terror

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The ‘Bees

The Bees

 

 

 

 

 

America’s Sweetheart: JB

The Biden

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Disintegration of True Love

The Long Island Medium

 

 

 

 

The Hardest Question

The most difficult question

 

 

 

 

 

The Original Champagne Papi

The Original Champagne Papi

 

 

 

 

 

Transatlantic Health

Tranatlantic Health

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Plethora of Questions

Wallowing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well-Wishes for Your Work Trip

Well Wishes for Your Upcoming Trip

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Questionable Activities

When You Know they Up to No Damn Good

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Largest Member of the Weasel Family

Wolverines

 

 

BONUS TEXT:

Cause sometimes ya gotta keep ya mans in line

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